What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Bible.. Hm.?

Your going to be alright just relax

You shall not bear false witness.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Maybe leave out

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Lose lips shimk ships.

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

I don't like religions.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

But this is not

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Deuteronomy 17

I don't like

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?